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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8534 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 70 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
