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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1138 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
