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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 431 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
