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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 244 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 87 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
