BlockyDisappointments

BlockyDisappointments

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Void Armor Forged: 25 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Buildings Constructed: 49
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Alien Abductions: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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