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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4118 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4216 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like crack but for gamers, I swear. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize. It’s lit, bro.
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.
