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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5089 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 264 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like crack but for gamers, I swear. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize. It’s lit, bro.
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.
