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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9810 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 182 |
Crops Grown: | 5244 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 845 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.