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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3537 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 39 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.