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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2208 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8562 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.