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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2343 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.