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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1853 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.