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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 821 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7282 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!