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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1525 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2734 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!
