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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9215 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 45 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!
