BlockyChildhoodTrauma | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Void Armor Forged:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	149
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Alien Abductions:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8929
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3291
Runes Activated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.