BlockyChildhoodTrauma | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crops Grown:	4466
Dragon Eggs Found:	7116	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	131	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2757	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	6386	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4898

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!