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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4631 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
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