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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2800 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
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We got crazy mini-games where u gotta fight off evil mobs dat represent cancer cells, and if u win, u get a potion of immortality! Plus, we got a secret hidden level where u can find da Fountain of Youth and become forever young!
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