BlockyBucksCapChina | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a salary cap on finance sector just like in china!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in common prosperity and making sure everyone has a chance to be a millionaire in the game!!! imagine the chaos of trying to make money with a salary cap, it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft!!! plus, we have the most insane stories and adventures waiting for you, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions)! so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3118	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crops Grown:	1604	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	106	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	4528
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

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Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Potions Brewed:	169
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	227
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockBusterAliGone

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Car Vault – The Auto Library

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive cars like you’re in Fast and Furious but also study them like you’re in a fancy library! Picture this: a massive garage filled with every car ever made, all lined up like shiny little toy cars waiting for you to hop in and zoom around. It’s like the Library of Congress, but with wheels! Join our server and become the ultimate car collector and racer, all while expanding your knowledge of vehicles. Who needs books when you can have horsepower, am I right? So come on over and rev your engines with us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame endings? Look no further! Join our server where the ending will blow your mind (literally)! Instead of defeating the Ender Dragon, you’ll have to face off against an army of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. And just when you think you’ve won, a giant chicken boss will swoop in and challenge you to a dance-off! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started hosting their own talent show, complete with explosions and glitter cannons.

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who needs AEW when you have us?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

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Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7381	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	150	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.