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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4821 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. like, we have so many epic things happening, you won’t believe it.
first of all, we got, like, flying pigs everywhere. you can ride them into battle against, like, evil zombies and stuff. it’s wild, man.
and, like, our community is so lit, you won’t even know what hit you. we have, like, secret underground parties with, like, diamond armor dress codes and everything.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, massive and super friendly. you can even ride them into battle if you’re feeling brave enough.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
