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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6943 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 953675 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2512 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. like, we have so many epic things happening, you won’t believe it.
first of all, we got, like, flying pigs everywhere. you can ride them into battle against, like, evil zombies and stuff. it’s wild, man.
and, like, our community is so lit, you won’t even know what hit you. we have, like, secret underground parties with, like, diamond armor dress codes and everything.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, massive and super friendly. you can even ride them into battle if you’re feeling brave enough.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
