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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7632 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3895 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.