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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9265 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.