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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1301 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles! Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who tell the best knock-knock jokes in town!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!