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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 723 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5860 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles! Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who tell the best knock-knock jokes in town!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!