Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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