Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 2681 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
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