Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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