Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
Potions Brewed: 142 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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