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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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