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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8951 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Our players have the absolute worst taste in blocks, always choosing the crumbling ones that are one hit away from breaking. But don’t worry, we have plenty of red flags to warn you about which blocks to avoid.
We have players who will break into your pixelated house, cut up all your diamond armor, and pour lava all over your bed. And guess what? They won’t even get blocked because they know your Minecraft brother will come after them with a diamond sword.
If you’re looking for attention, look no further! Our players are constantly posting quotes in the chat, plastering their pixelated adventures all over the server, and seeking validation from everyone in sight.
So join us on this wild ride of a server, where the drama never ends and the creepers never stop exploding. And remember, it’s not our fault for attracting bad players, it’s just our destiny to keep respawning and trying again. See you in the world of blocks and bad decisions!