BlockyBootyMinecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	2949
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SarmatFailCraft

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So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	29067
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Players Killed by Monsters:	3682
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HebGoneByeByeCraft

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

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Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	484968
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

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Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	832727	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crops Grown:	5640
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Mines Excavated:	4370

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kid to Adult Cuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is…wait for it…giant slices of pizza! That’s right, our server is filled with delicious food blocks that you can chow down on while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted broccoli that will give you superpowers when you eat it. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs out of your hands? Just munch on some broccoli and watch the magic happen!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant talking potato who gives out quests and rewards to players who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his challenges, he’ll grant you one wish…but be careful what you wish for, because this potato has a mischievous streak!

So come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Who knew that the key to unlocking your true potential was through the power of food?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Farms Harvested:	665	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2885	New Chunks Explored:	387792