Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!
    ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

    Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!
    Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

    CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

    Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

    Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

    Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

    Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

    And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

    Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

    Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

    BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!
    Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8860 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

    CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

    But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

    Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

    Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Zombie Dances: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyJontronBros

    CraftyJontronBros
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 131 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

    Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals
    Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Runes Activated: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

    StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

    And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Animals Bred: 190
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

    Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players
    Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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