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AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	8796	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5771	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Animals Bred:	70	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

UnclelessInheritanceLOL

BETRAYAL, Charity, college fund, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family secrets, gambling, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, jake paul, loyalty, MIKE TYSON, Money Matters, Secrets, Trust, uncle drama, UnclelessInheritanceLOL, unexpected news

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	4972
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!

USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, confusion, Crisis, current events, debate, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, society, trending, U.S, uncertainty, united states, USofAChaos

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

First Steps Toward Light Sails

advanced propulsion, Cosmic exploration, distant galaxies, distant star systems, EXPERIMENTAL, first steps, future technology, innovative technology, interstellar missions, interstellar travel, Light, lightsails, propulsion technology, sails, scientific research, solar sails, space exploration, Space missions, space propulsion, Space Travel, space travel technology, spacecraft, steps

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	6659	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?

we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.

plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.

so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.

EonCraft – Nexus Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, EonCraft, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realm, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Animals Bred:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest trip you’ll ever take, man. We got characters that’ll blow your mind, like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori. And don’t even get me started on Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru, they’re on a whole other level, dude. Plus, we got streams from Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, and even Dizzy Dokuro – it’s a party up in here, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.

And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!

Jingle Jangle Madness

Archive, deer, Deer Left, Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doerot, gallery, Game, GDrive, general, google drive, Holiday Edition, jangle, Jingle, Last Doerot, madness, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, RELIVE, Trash

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the last deer reigns supreme! Join us in the world of Doerot, where madness and chaos collide in epic proportions. Explore the Doebrary Mega and GDrive, dive into the Doe Gallery, and experience the Doegame like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime in the Last Doerot. Join now and let the insanity begin!

JokesterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, big guy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional triggers, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, Healing Process, jokes, JokesterCraft, kitten attack, Minecraft, not being able to take a joke, Scars, self-care, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Upset

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dimension Hops:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

So, remember that time I saved my toddler nephew from a vicious kitten attack? Yeah, we both got scratched up pretty bad and now we have battle scars to prove it. But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be joining a community of survivors who have faced the wrath of killer kittens and lived to tell the tale. Plus, we have epic build battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky family jokes. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

GymRageCraft

anger issues, anger management, car damage, car door damage, car door dent, car door ding, car door hit, Confrontation, confrontation at gym, confrontation over car door, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful parking, fuming, gym parking lot, GymRageCraft, handling anger, lack of apology, lack of respect, losing temper, parking etiquette, Parking lot etiquette

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can release all your pent-up anger from real-life situations like the one described above! Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can smash blocks instead of car doors.

Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.

So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?

TariffCraft: Canuck Confusion

border security, Canada, Canuck, China, confusion, diplomatic tensions, Economy, fentanyl supply, foreign policy, global trade, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, international relations, mexico, NAFTA, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tarriffs, trade war, Trump administration

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s trade policies? Look no further! Join our server where we impose ridiculous tariffs on all players for the most absurd reasons. Just like how Canada got slapped with a 25% tariff for…existing? Who knows what crazy tariffs we’ll come up with next! Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our wacky economy. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Canadian players, they might try to sneak in without paying their dues!

NestleCraft Server: Trashy Trials!

#sustainability, corporate responsibility, court case, environmental impact, environmental justice, environmental lawsuit, environmental regulations, environmental violations, France, illegal waste dumps, legal action, legal proceedings, Nestlé Waters, NestleCraft, Pollution, Server, TRASHY, trial, Trials, Waste Disposal, waste dumping, waste management, water conservation, water contamination

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even Nestlé Waters got jealous and started dumping their trash there? well, now u can! join our server and witness the epic battle between players and evil water corporations. build ur own trash fortress and defend it from the evil Nestlé minions. collect resources and craft weapons to defeat the corporate overlords. join now and be part of the revolution against illegal waste dumps in France! #TrashFortressRevolution #NestléVsPlayers

MiddleClassCraft

Challenges, consumer spending, demographics, Development, economic recovery, Economy, emerging markets, fiscal policy, Global, Government, growth, India, leadership, middle class, MiddleClassCraft, modi, opportunities, Politics, Revival, rough year, strategy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	988	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like modi tryna revive growth in india, but in minecraft form. so, like, if u wanna be part of dat middle class vibe and help save da economy, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got like, crazy cool mods dat will blow ur mind. like, u can ride a flying pig or turn into a unicorn. it’s wild, man. so, like, come join us and be part of dis epic journey to save india’s economy in minecraft form. u won’t regret it, bro.

Players:	94/300	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ores Mined:	9773
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1