Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SquirtleSquadMC

    SquirtleSquadMC

    Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ExeosCraft

    ExeosCraft

    Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Cropied

    Cropied

    play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MunchyMC

    MunchyMC

    MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9407 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Celestial Pixelmon

    Celestial Pixelmon

    Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MC64

    MC64

    “What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Magic Items Found: 7331 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MineJordyn

    MineJordyn

    It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 293 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • FlareMC

    FlareMC

    Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Magic Items Found: 7024
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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