BlockyBlueBalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3206
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	98926	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Animals Bred:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
New Chunks Explored:	484637	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Void Armor Forged:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	121
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ores Mined:	2302
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Towns Built:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!