BlockyBlueBalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Mines Excavated:	3214
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchantments Applied:	70	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2695	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Gods Slained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	6597	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Runes Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Items Found:	8567
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	119

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4036
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.