Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 32

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Farms Harvested: 399 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 239
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Enchantments Applied: 61
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Mines Excavated: 1621

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Farms Harvested: 214
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Star Shards Collected: 160
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 35

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magic Items Found: 2412
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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