Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3895
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 410
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mines Excavated: 2026 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 8 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Crops Grown: 5463
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Dragon Eggs Found: 8283
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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