BlockyBlueBalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	245914	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Towns Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	5223
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	955295	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mines Excavated:	4287	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.