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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5836 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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