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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7445 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 381 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1465 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
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