BlockyBedroomBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Farms Harvested:	109
Dragon Eggs Found:	7143	Emeralds Found:	5347
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3227
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	186	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	1179
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	282	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchantments Applied:	161

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	2928	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Farms Harvested:	842	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	285	Enchantments Applied:	128

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun