BlockyBedroomBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	350
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Items Found:	4960
Runes Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mines Excavated:	4135
New Chunks Explored:	309297	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2945	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ores Mined:	4228
Chimeras Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6600
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).