BlockyBedroomBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1099	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	211

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Towns Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Enchantments Applied:	236	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	217945	Enchantments Applied:	151
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.