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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 488 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
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