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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7533 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!
