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Players: |
99/600 |
Votes: |
9863 |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: |
3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
20 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
3 |
Evil Twin Fights: |
2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: |
2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: |
0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: |
3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: |
1 |
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!