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Players: |
92/900 |
Votes: |
7763 |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
5 |
Emeralds Found: |
3109 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: |
4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
7 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
9 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
2 |
Love Letters Sent: |
12 |
Infinity Stones Found: |
6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
10 |
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!